Protecting your property, your people, and your peace of mind
Nestled in the heart of Upminster, The Crumpled Horn is more than just a traditional pub - it's a lively community hub where friends and families gather to enjoy classic pub fare, refreshing drinks, and memorable experiences.
A Welcoming Atmosphere
Step inside our cozy confines and discover a warm and welcoming atmosphere. Our friendly staff will always greet you with a smile, ensuring you feel comfortable and at ease.
Quality Food and Drinks
At The Crumpled Horn, we pride ourselves on serving delicious food and refreshing drinks. Our menu features all your traditional pub classics, alongside contemporary dishes and seasonal specials. Enjoy mouthwatering burgers, fish and chips, or sample our succulent roasts. Pair your meal with a selection of expertly crafted cocktails, craft beers, or fine wines.
A Variety of Events and Activities
Our pub is the perfect place for any occasion. Throughout the week, we host various events, including live music nights, quiz nights, and charity fundraisers. We also offer private event spaces, perfect for parties, gatherings, and celebrations.
Community Hub
The Crumpled Horn is deeply connected to the local community. We actively support local initiatives and are proud to host various fundraising events throughout the year. Come join us and be a part of something special!
Our Values
At The Crumpled Horn, we believe in:
- Warm Hospitality: Creating a welcoming and inclusive atmosphere for all.
- Quality Food & Drinks: Serving delicious food and refreshing drinks with attention to detail.
- Community Involvement: Supporting and enriching the local community.
- Fun & Entertainment: Providing a variety of events and activities for our patrons.
Mixed Reviews
The reviews are quite diverse, ranging from very positive to extremely negative. On the positive side, many appreciate the friendly staff, good food, and a warm atmosphere. However, there are also criticisms about poor service, bad food, and excessive noise.
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